The Misogynist doesn’t know a whole lot about the other gender, but he can tell you the exact number of them he’s slept with-214. The Misogynist hates women, and women hate The Misogynist. He’d also really appreciate it if his mother would stop setting him up on dates. He tried to rebel briefly, but after his last girlfriend was not allowed in his parents’ house, causing her to cry, he gave up on that. It’s hard enough finding someone to be your life partner, and this guy’s parents are really not making things any easier. He’s also the arch-nemesis of The Resigned Fiance, who’s in an equally unhappy relationship but just kind of kept going with it, unable to resist the sweet, sweet inertia, and who most certainly does not want to hear about The New Lease On Life Guy’s latest exploits.ģ) The Guy Who Has To Marry Someone Of The Same Ethnicity Or His Parents Will Never Speak To Him Again
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He’s not really sure how to be single but he’s goddamn happy he is, and he’s sure as hell going out tonight. Now, after a long and difficult breakup, The New Lease On Life Guy has reemerged with a bang and is suddenly acting like he just got called down on The Price Is Right. He never seemed that happy in the relationship, but everyone just assumed they would eventually get married. He’s immersed in a fierce battle between his superhuman standards and his terror of being 40 and single-because 40 and single is not supposed to be part of The Total Package’s story.Īs long as anyone can remember, The New Lease On Life Guy had been dating his longterm girlfriend. Unsurprisingly, The Total Package is single. Oh and she also speaks French, plays tennis, sings beautifully, reads voraciously and she’s a history buff. And that’s just her public persona-at home, she’s fantastic in bed, a spectacular cook, loving, selfless, and devoted. He imagines her often-gorgeous as they come, she turns heads bursting with charm and charisma, she lights up every room she enters she’s a brilliant rising star in her career and beloved by her many friends. Yes, the woman fit for The Total Package will be the ultimate icing on his cake of perfection. There’s just one thing The Total Package seems to be having a hard time finding-a girl worthy of his greatness. The Total Package has a hell of a career going, but don’t you for a second suggest that The Total Package would be a workaholic-The Total Package is a family man. The Total Package is handsome-and you better believe he’s well-groomed.
The Total Package is an athlete, a musician, and an avid traveler. The Total Package is smart-he went to a top college. If you want a case study in humanity, 30-year-old single guys have pretty much all the bases covered. It’s a motley crew.īut perhaps the motliest part of this crowd is the ever-growing group of 30-year-old single guys.
Some will tell you that they’ve finally figured it all out and some more will say they feel hopeless for the first time in their lives. I understand for them its purely sexual fantasy and enjoyment, but why do I continue to revisit those times on occassion? I dont want a young boy now, but I often think about the times when i was at that young age.Find me a group of 30-year-old men and I’ll pick out one overgrown frat dude living with roommates, another guy who just dropped his two kids off at school, a few who are well into their careers and a couple soul-searchers looking for work. I have met several women online who enjoy these stories as well. I catch myself thinking about things we did, how it felt, what it looked like, etc and masturbating. I often wonder if they too think about things and masturbate. Both boys, now adults, still live in my town. As time went on I learned that doing the things we did was acceptable behavoir in their home. She was a bad alcoholic and didnt give my friend the best homelife.
At that time and age you are just worried about getting in trouble, but as an adult I see why she looked as she did. She never touched us or anything, but saw us skinny dipping, showering, etc and nothing was ever done.
Not only did we all fool around, but my best friends mother caught us countless times and never said a word. I have many questions about things that happened back then. I looked up to him and he is the one that instagated the events to start with. One of the boys was my best friend and a year older. None of us grew up to be gay or bi, or even be impacted negatively by it. When I was a young boy, I used to play around with a couple other boys on the street.